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Master of the House(Or, “I Remember It Still to This Day”
1) from Les Misérables Song parody by Brian Martin, annotated by Andrew
Welcome, my friends Toddler in the house Took leave of the house Scholar, he was not
What happened next?
Footnotes: 1 "I remember ... day"
- In 1983, Andrew met Alex McGovern in a university musical, and they ended up
sharing a 2-bedroom apartment (before Brian moved-in and eventually married
her). When Alex turned 40, Andrew wrote his own song parody for her, based
on a song that he used to back up Brian on ("Country and Western Supersong").
"I remember it still to this day" was an oft-repeated line from that parody.
(Ironically, Andrew had forgotten this until Brian pointed it out.) 2 "Shore of the Tay" -
Andrew was born in
Dundee, Scotland (on the Tay River) in 1962, but he was only there a few
months before the family... 3 "Exchanged the thistle for the maple leaf" -
...moved from Scotland to Canada to stay (except for a brief time in Baltimore, MD). 4 "Singer for a Mom" -
Elvira Gonnella, retired professor of voice in Dalhousie University's Faculty of
Music. 5 "Actor for a Dad"
- J. Philip Welch is a retired clinical geneticist, but for many years
maintained a successful hobby as an actor and director. Again a small web
presence; see
CAUT work or
publication profile. 6 "Viola" -
Much of Andrew's secondary school years were spent playing the violin and later the viola. 7 "Stage sword" -
Andrew's keen interest in theatre includes a certain amount of experience in stage combat,
although, truth be told, he didn't do much before university. 8 "Waterloo" -
Andrew attended the 9 "Drinkin’ at the pub" - The song accurately points out that Andrew was almost never to be found in the local undergraduate beer pub - or any other pub, for that matter. He was never a beer drinker. 10 "Outers Club" - A University of Waterloo club for those interested in outdoor recreation. Andrew joined with Alex McGovern, the parodist's wife-to-be at the time. 11 "Med school" - Although he has a strong science background, Andrew was never of sufficiant academic bent to follow in his father's medical school footsteps - despite paternal wishful thinking. 12 "Miss a class" - Indeed, living off-campus and spending a lot of time hanging about the MathSOC office (the Mathematics Society - Andrew was made President in his first year under less than ideal conditions), his class attendance record was apalling. 13 "FASS" - The University of Waterloo annual musical. The name was an acronym for Faculty, Administration, Staff, and Students (the 'A' now stands for Alumni). FASS played a big part in Andrew's social life from 1980 through 1987. 14 "Spam ... Spock" - These are all roles Andrew played in separate years of FASS productions. 15 "Director" - Andrew directed FASS 1984, and went on to direct and design many more productions. 16 "choicest Herb" - This flavourful food allusion refers to a character in Godspell, named Herb, played by Andrew. Brian, Alex, and Andrew all appeared in the same notable Godspell production, directed by none other than Rev. John McTavish, who officiated at Alex and Brian's wedding (with Andrew as best man), and also at Andrew's wedding. John often refers to the portrayal as his favourite Herb - and he has seen a lot! 17 "Caduceus" - Andrew created Caduceus Medical Software in 1984, which was renamed Caduceus Consulting in later years. 18 "Flemingdon" - Flemingdon Medical Laboratories, Andrew's longest full-time employer. 19 "AIM" - Artificial Intelligence in Medicine, an off-shoot of Flemingdon where Andrew served on the board and as Software Manager. (Ian Chaprin, Andrew's best man, was hired by Andrew as General Manager.) 20 "Thespis" - The Greek god of Theatre. Also the name of a long-lost Gilbert and Sullivan operetta for which Andrew played the title role in it's Canadian premiere.21 "microphone" - On the theatrical side, Andrew took a special interest in radio and voicework. 22 "Murder mystery" - Along with a few other Waterloo theatre associates, Andrew formed a Murder Mystery Theatre troupe called "The Guilty Party". He continued to work in this genre, including several years in Toronto with Mysteriously Yours theatre company. 23 "Improvisation" - A founding member of Theatresports Toronto in 1982, Andrew continues to dabble in live improv performances. He also incorporates theatre improv techniques in his consulting work. 24 "Mastery of the face no Elephant Man would soon forget" - The stage role of which Andrew is most proud, and one which required some significant facial contortions. (Note the play on "an elephant never forgets".) 25 "Intellact" - The new name of Andrew's consulting business. A few years after the wedding, Intel threatened Andrew with legal action over the name. By adopting a novel defence, he is one of the lucky few to beat this particular threat. 'Officially', intellact is now a 'personal' site, while intallact is his business site. 26 "Wisconsin" - For several years, Andrew has supported software for Lavelle Industries, a rubber manufacturer in Burlington Wisconsin. 27 "Scale a mountain" - He has also summited a variety of mountains in Nepal and Africa, including Imja Tse and Kilimanjaro. These two lines are also a throwback to another song parody that Brian wrote when Andrew had a major party in 1999 to announce a major career switch (computers to experiential training), burn his mortgage, and depart for his trip to Africa. 28 "Experiential trainer" - In 1999, Andrew embarked on an entirely new career as a Corporate Facilitator and Experiential Trainer with the Delta Synergy Group. 29 "Virtual Space" - A conference format adopted by Andrew for the Canadian Experiential Education Practitioners Symposium, that he created 4 years ago. 30 "Owner of a house" - Andrew became a co-owner of 5 Selkirk Street, Toronto, in 1994 and spent the next several years renovating it. 31 "Ian" - Ian Chaprin, Andrew's best man. When not his tenant, Ian has formerly (and formally) been (in the last 25 years) his director, general manager, co-facilitator, advisor, improv teammate, teacher, fellow actor, and much more. 32 "Bloody cat" - When living with Andrew at 5 Selkirk Street, Ian slowly worked a local stray, "Sven", into the house. Andrew still asks after the cat. 33 "Elswyth" - Brian wanted to pass on his thanks to the bride for providing him the opportunity to create an internal rhyme with such an interesting name (as in, "bells, with Elswyth". The name is actually an old English form of Elizabeth, inspired by the author Elswyth Thane. (It is unique enough that she can have a hotmail account with just her first name. How many people can do that?!) 34 "Wildly blows the wind" - Elswyth and Andrew have christened their new home "Aanimad", which is an Ojibwe word meaning "where the wind blows wildly". They have also installed a wind turbine, which should be producing power by the Fall of 2005. [In 2006, Andrew released his first copy of WattPlot - software he wrote that monitors his renewable energy system and now several hundred others around the world.] 35 "Bit of work" - Beginning with a new kitchen in an unfinished basement, Andrew and Elswyth have continued ongoing renovations to the house, including moving the staircase, installing new window openings, creating new rooms, etc. Though hard work, it is also a labour of learning and love. 36 "Toilet must be moved" - Indeed, the basement bathroom was installed mere days before the wedding, and yes, the toilet had to be moved. 37 "Set design" - For many years, Andrew supplemented his on-stage work with semi-professional lighting and set design work. 38 "Spiral staircase" - Currently running from their master bedroom to the basement, Andrew and Elswyth have long 'debated' its merits and pitfalls. 39 "Some day" - Not yet! [updated February, 2014]. 40 "On time" - Alas, there is a 'Welch gene' that reduces the propensity for punctuality. With all of the pre-nuptial preparations (as his excuse) a last-minute hair trim meant that Andrew was 30 minutes late for the rehearsal at the church. However, as he pointed out at the time: "I've been known to be late for the occasional rehearsal, but I've never been late for a performance." 41 "Life-long friend" - Andrew and Brian, the parodist, have been very close friends since 1980. 42 "Class" - A reference to the "classy pair" in verse 2. |
Copyright © 2005 Brian Martin
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